Tomfoolery in Eberron
Things you didn't think you'd have to deal with while DMing
- What is the structural integrity of a pearl?
- The development cycle of a giant gorilla. Diapers?
- Does a cowbell sooth a giant baby gorilla?
- Can a manticore fly upside down?
- How light does a rope have to be in order to shoot an arrow attached to it?
- How much can you sell a giant boar mount for?
- The title of the quintessential mushroom and fungus potion book!
- Do dragons have any relation to dinosaurs?
- What is the expected endurance of a spectral fey owl?
- How much can a harpy carry?
- I’m going to eat the ghost of the owl bear
- Can I use the Vomit of Healing?
- How much wood could my fey woodchuck chuck if my enlarge spell is cast and he can chuck wood?
- The top one was against Dobble, and the bottom one was against Goat. Yes.
- bRAIL HAD A gOOD iDEA
- Do you poop in heaven?
- You should have picked 9 years old, and this wouldn’t have happened.
- You have something better than a trapdoor spider, you have a beard spider!