Things you didn't think you'd have to deal with while DMing

  • What is the structural integrity of a pearl?
  • The development cycle of a giant gorilla. Diapers?
  • Does a cowbell sooth a giant baby gorilla?
  • Can a manticore fly upside down?
  • How light does a rope have to be in order to shoot an arrow attached to it?
  • How much can you sell a giant boar mount for?
  • The title of the quintessential mushroom and fungus potion book!
  • Do dragons have any relation to dinosaurs?
  • What is the expected endurance of a spectral fey owl?
  • How much can a harpy carry?
  • I’m going to eat the ghost of the owl bear
  • Can I use the Vomit of Healing?
  • How much wood could my fey woodchuck chuck if my enlarge spell is cast and he can chuck wood?
  • The top one was against Dobble, and the bottom one was against Goat. Yes.
  • bRAIL HAD A gOOD iDEA
  • Do you poop in heaven?
  • You should have picked 9 years old, and this wouldn’t have happened.
  • You have something better than a trapdoor spider, you have a beard spider!

Things you didn't think you'd have to deal with while DMing

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